They are here to kidnap me, and there’s nothing that anyone can do to stop them. I think I am the one to be blamed for it all – but regardless of where the blame lies, I am being taken away. These aliens have promised to bring me back, unbroken, undented, an unbruised – three days from tomorrow. I am part of an experiment, I’ve been told.
I know nothing for sure – but I promise to tell you the whole story when (and if) I am brought back alive (note that they didn’t say anything about bringing me back “undead.”)!
Until then, you are welcome to make yourself comfortable by checking out the caricatures here:-)