I have been invited to speak at a seminar called “Psychological Matters” in a parallel world made of Antimatter. They have couriered an antimatter suit that I should get into at that exact point in time when I step over the threshold of the portal.
The problem is, the CERN scientists got a whiff of it (what with NSA breaking all humanitarian laws to go snooping and sniffing into the emails of innocent people like me) and they traded the information with CERN for their share of Antimatter when its isolated in a reasonable quantity. The grapevine says that as a down payment they are demanding half of the Million Antiprotons that have been isolated. So there’s this flock of CERN scientists running after me. They want me to lead them to the Antimatter, and because despite all their theories they haven’t been able to find out where all that antimatter of the matter-ial universe landed after the Big Bang!
I was to return in two days – but now I am scared. I expect those scientists to be lurking near the portal, hoping to get into the portal as I get out of it…and there’s going to be a stampede, I assume because when in a crowd, even the scientists don’t think – so they’d be climbing over one another to snatch the antimatter suit from me and get to the other side!
All this is too scary to be posted in your favorite Caricature blog – isn’t it? I’d even classify it as mature matter! So please stay away – expect explosions in a couple of days from now – when I return!
You’ve stopped taking the pills again, haven’t you Safali? :-]
Yikes Ian, you are quite hung up on the super-child concept – aren’t you? Let me clarify – antimatter meets matter and…kabooom! Nothing will remain, my friend…let alone a super-child/anti-child! I am not abducted by anti-christ…just material and ethical people made of antimatter…please call upon your left brain to assist you in matters of antimatter.
But seriously…you’d love Oorvi’s story – she could’ve pawcrafted it especially for you:)
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Fear not. I have your back! I have a whole corporation of promatter deflection behind me and if you think scientists are smart…
Thanks, Souldipper. I appreciate your support in this matter. I think antimatter will remain safe with the two of us guarding it:)